Q 1: What are you doing?
Taxpayer (TP) : Business, Sir
Taxman (TxM) : Pay tax!
Q2: What are you doing in business?
TP: Selling the goods
TxM: Pay Value Added Tax!
Q3: From where are you getting in selling goods?
TP: From other state/abroad, Sir
TxM: Pay Custom Duty and Sales Tax!
Q4: What are you getting in selling goods?
TP: Profit, Sir
TxM: Pay Income Tax!
Q5: How do you distribute profit?
TP: By way of dividends
TxM: Pay Dividend Tax!
Q6: Where do you manufacturing the goods?
TP: Factory, Sir
TxM: Pay Excise Tax!
Q7: Do you have office/warehouse/factory?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Municipal and Fire Tax!
Q8: Do you have staff?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Salaries/ Wages Tax!
Q9: Are you taking out over $25,000 cash from bank?
TP: Yes, for Salary, Sir
TxM: Pay Cash Handling Tax!
Q10: Where are you taking your client for lunch and dinner?
TP: Hotel, Sir
TxM: Pay Restaurant and Hotel Tax!
Q11: Are you going out of station for business?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Fringe Benefit Tax!
Q12: Have you taken or given any services?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Services Tax!
Q13: How come you got such a big amount?
TP: Gift on birthday, Sir
TxM: Pay Gift Tax!
Q14: Do you have any wealth and property?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Property Tax!
Q15: To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
TP: Cinema or Resort, Sir
TxM: Pay Entertainment Tax!
Q16: Have you purchased a house?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Stamp Duty and Transfer Tax!
Q17: How do you travel?
TP: By bus, Sir
TxM: Pay Surcharge Tax!
Q18: Delayed any time of paying any tax?
TP: Yes, Sir
TxM: Pay Penalty and Interest!
Q19:
TP: Can I die now, Sir?
TxM: Wait, we’re about to launch THE FUNERAL TAX!
TP: ??!!##@@%%**<<>>??!!
(Source: anonymous, it was quoted from a BBM at a BBMgroup, I forgot the exact one, perhaps from pak WInky, pak Amri, or pak Riza NK)
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